Ro wanted intense kissing. so i gave Ro intense kissing. or tried to. ahem.
Summary: Vampire Alternative Meeting AU; Blaine meets an attractive guy at a Halloween party dressed up as a vampire. Things get weirder from there.
They meet on Halloween night at a party.
It’s a party Sam is throwing and Blaine is pretty sure the even he doesn’t know half the people here, though that doesn’t seem to concern him at all. He’s chatting it up with a few pretty model types and Blaine is sort of wandering around the party, holding is glass of way too spiked red punch and trying to find one of their actual friends to talk with.
“That looks yummy.”
Blaine stops walking and turns toward the voice. It’s a guy, sitting in the lip of their window, feet on the fire escape. The black cape he’s wearing sort blows a bit in the nice fall breeze.
“The punch?” asks Blaine, holding his cup up.
The guy’s eyes sort of sparkle. He laughs. “Yeah, sure.”
"This fake relationship was a really hilarious public relations move staged by those wacky publicists at Sunshine Sachs. (You might recall that JLo dumped her last publicist, Mark Young, after that whole mess involving her “private performance” for the human rights violating president of Turkmenistan last year.)
Jennifer Lopez hates bad publicity more than almost any celebrity we know. She was just rebounding from the Turkmenistan fiasco when her sexually-confused boy toy Casper Smart got caught up in a transgender scandal in June.
Jennifer needed to distance herself from that mess quickly and decisively. Enter the publicists at Sunshine Sachs and their Get-JLo-a-fake-boyfriend-STAT team. The calls went out: “Do you have a single, unattached, scandal-free, and unquestionably straight male celebrity available immediately and for the next few months of cover? Maksim Chmerkovskiy? Sold!”
P.S. FYI - guess who else is represented by Sunshine Sachs? Yup. Darren E. Criss.
Isn’t that the THIRD fake PR relationship proven to come out of Sunshine Sachs?
He broke the rules (kiss)
Nobody in “The Quarterback" was acting
I usually don’t do this so please forgive me, but I see Blaine Anderson…
I think I see Darren here…
I want to see more…
I also think its more Darren, and yes we want to see more! :P
C♡ckblocked by soap bubbles…
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
Some more evidence that Darren IS Pav.
Jeez Darren you have been leaving a trail to the real you all this time. This is from the DAY of trevor 2010
because the week the Warblers and Chris were tweeting picks of them all. I think they were filming 2x16 cause there was..
There’s fictional characters that you love and then there’s that one. That little shit. That life ruiner that could strap ravenous tigers to their feet and use my spine as a catwalk and I’d still probably get down on my knees and thank them profusely for the opportunity.
*Darren and Chris/ Kurt and Blaine